The Vibe Check: paste your AI-generated code if you dare
Real static analysis, delivered by a cynical senior developer who is extremely tired. It scans for the actual mistakes AI coding tools make (exposed keys, injection patterns, loops of unusual depth), scores the damage, and roasts accordingly. Everything runs in your browser: nothing is uploaded, logged, or stored.
Fix it before someone else finds it
Matched to what the scan found. Some are affiliate links; see how we choose.
How it works, honestly
The checks are real pattern analysis for the failure modes documented across this site: keys in the frontend, injection flaws, wildcard CORS, and friends. The jokes are curated by hand. A clean vibe check means the obvious crimes are absent, not that the code is good: static checks cannot see your architecture, and neither can the AI that wrote it.
The Vibe Oops briefing
One email when something ships to production that should not have. New incidents, new error guides, no filler.